A long winded story telling and/or rant while under the influence of some mind altering substance. Usually difficult to comprehend unless you are stoned, or happen to know said ranter.
by betterThanGreg March 22, 2009
Get the Stoner Tangentmug. Stoner kaden is a total g. Likes horrid music but respects other music taste. Is totally into thots and will do anything for a taste of chooch. Also takes hits of thc pen in class. Bright.
by Bootylicker420 December 11, 2018
Get the Stoner kadenmug. by Christine O'Donnell January 18, 2011
Get the The Stoner's Haircutmug. by Knuck Knuck May 21, 2017
Get the jack stonermug. by Frick March 20, 2005
Get the Stoner Shitmug. A card game used to test the potency of your marijuana. The more difficult it seems, the stronger the weed.
Stoner1: "Stoner Concentration is played like regular Concentration, only the cards are dealt face up. You have to turn two cards over and find a match."
StraightPerson: "But that's crazy!!! You're only matching the backs, and all the backs are the sa...."
Stoner2: "Cool, man. Blaze one up and deal!!!"
StraightPerson: "But that's crazy!!! You're only matching the backs, and all the backs are the sa...."
Stoner2: "Cool, man. Blaze one up and deal!!!"
by Giacomojones March 8, 2017
Get the Stoner Concentrationmug. When people smoke a lot of weed/cannabis/marijuana and smokers get a physical high and their legs feel really heavy. Often they want to get up realize they have stoner legs and just zone out sitting down for a bit.
John: "Why has Martin been sitting on the couch for 3 hours without getting up?"
Bob: "I reckon he's got a bad case of stoner legs, he keeps looking up at the ceiling.."
Bob: "I reckon he's got a bad case of stoner legs, he keeps looking up at the ceiling.."
by MR321 March 24, 2012
Get the Stoner legsmug.