Anal Sponging

When you insert a sponge into your anus and let it soak up your feces for about a week, then excreting it onto a salad spinner above your significant others face. Thus letting the chocolate rain onto all who are around.

"Hey joe, what did you do this weekend?"
"Just a little anal sponging with my wife, it was everywhere!"

by Sponjizz1930 June 20, 2014

cheese the sponge

1) To fail fantastically right out of the gate... like as if you were to use a new sponge to clean a cheesy mess, instantly ruining both the sponge and any chance of a successful cleaning of the cheesy mess.

All you had to do was clean the dishes... but all you did was totally cheese the sponge!

by HawaiianBryan October 23, 2013

Hiroshima Sponge

Group of Japanese men bukakke onto a sponge and squeeze the loads into ramen broth

Omg my ramen taste so good, I wonder if they used the Hiroshima sponge

by TSpoon1990 August 8, 2022

Sponge

Sponge is another type of Dave

Your such a sponge

by VAM892 March 19, 2024

Sponge-bobbed

When a person soaks a sponge in semen and slaps someone in the face with it.

Lastnight my buddy Bob was asleep at my house and i Sponge-bobbed him

by Mellybell1989 January 25, 2021

Cum-sponge

Used when referring to a girl who has a lot of unprotected sexual adventures.

"Gwendoline has become quite the cum-sponge as of late"
"You will be my cum-sponge for a 24 hour period"

by th3piedpiper April 19, 2016

The Sponge Effect

The Sponge Effect describes the situation where a person does an action, that they have done enough times to make it semi-automatic. Semi-automatic meaning that they do not remember the action in details subsequently.

Police officer: You just ran this red light. Do you acknowledge this?
Bicyclist: Sorry, I cannot do that, I don't remember the action. It might have been the sponge effect.

by Tehor006 March 28, 2024