Sponge-Bob Squarepants

The great dank yellow-one

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...Sponge-Bob Squarepants"

by CHIP!! June 8, 2018

Hyperbolic Sponge

(noun): someone who believes any piece of information they read on the internet (no matter the source or credibility), passing it along to others as if it is always truthful.

“Dude’s been sharing the craziest headlines and conspiracy theories lately. He doesn’t even care at this point if they’ve already been debunked- talk about a Hyperbolic Sponge…”

by DJ Potato August 2, 2021

spong

A bong but the water is sperm.

Aidan and Ian worked all week to break out the spong for the boys this weekend.

by CumGuzzler6669 May 15, 2019

Seaman Sponge

A classy Seaman Receptacle.

I’m not a cum bucket…but a classy Seaman Sponge Receptacle.

by Breadfat August 5, 2022

sponge

absorbs liquid like a towel

John: I need something to absorb this liquid

Emmy: Here's a sponge, yummy😋

by yum.yum.yum.yummy January 2, 2021

Fuck Sponge

Someone whom pisses you off, does something stupid, or someone who has loose morals.

That Fuck Sponge just brake checked me!

by Congressmen February 9, 2021

Sponge hand

When you give someone a handjob after being in water for too long and your fingers are all spongy and junk <3

Sponge hands are good exercises to show those you love that you care.

by Spongehand McGee September 5, 2014