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A Smelly Ahren

“Ahren” was a famous German philosopher than famously didn’t shower. “A smelly Ahren” would be failing to shower to the point of unbearable stench.
I was sitting next to this guy on the train, he was definitely doing “a smelly Ahren”
by John “Wee Mad Yin” Paul December 1, 2020
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Smelly Rocker

Krusty old smelly Dublin Rocker who generally has long hair, looks disheveled, goes to the gypsy rose and listens to bands like red hot chilli peppers and Nickleback. More alt than gothy, but is stinking.
The bang off Barry today, looks like shite, what a Smelly Rocker.
by ridemehandles January 17, 2022
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Smelly kindling

An action in which you set butthole hairs on fire and liquid shit to extinguish the fire
“Dude last night I tried to preform smelly kindling, it did not go well”
by That guy thats weird asf September 16, 2018
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smelly girl

That wildling girl John fucks in Game of Thrones
by Tyler loves dean July 20, 2020
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Take a shower/smelly

Racist way of saying someone is fat and should not be accepted into society
by HalloFalloMallo April 18, 2022
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Smelly wong

Smelly wong basically defines a very un-washed dirty cock very oftenly used by escorts when the guy paying is very dirty in his manner
1: you get paid to do this so suck it
2: you could've washed it I hate smelly wongs
1: wash it with your interior I paid you for this
by WetCliveTheWilly September 3, 2018
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Smelly Crusty Toast

Crusty toast is a sexual act performed by 2 people of same of different sex during intercourse. the first person has to shit all over the second person's chest, let it dry for 2 days while the second person feeds on his own shit and the butt juice from the shit drying on his chest. after the shit dries it has to be scraped off with a knife and put on a toast. voila! now both of them can enjoy a crusty toast on a pleasent wednesday morning!
"Dude, Mike and Molly had a smelly crusty toast this morning!"
by ballssucker2000 March 5, 2023
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