Jim: Look what I got in my Orange Juice Simpson bottle!
Dave: What did you get?
Jim: There's a finger in it! Look!
Dave: What did you get?
Jim: There's a finger in it! Look!
by DampHair March 01, 2011
A girl, either ugly, fat, or unpopular, that believes she is a splitting image of Jessica Simpson. Most usually, this girl has a very warped mind about the world, women in general, and mainly herself. She is led to believe due to this disorder that since she is so much like Jessica Simpson, she should be treated as such. If in any case you fail to treat her this way, with all her power, she will attempt to make you conform.
Many believe Jessica Simpson disorder to be related with heavy MTV viewing, cheese intake, and a long/drawn-out menstrual cycle, lasting an entire year. The only known cure is immediate psychiatric treatment. Removal from MTV/Cheese will combat some of the symptoms, but relapse is common.
Currently, 1% of the female population has this disorder, with 10% of those afflicted residing in Wisconsin.
Many believe Jessica Simpson disorder to be related with heavy MTV viewing, cheese intake, and a long/drawn-out menstrual cycle, lasting an entire year. The only known cure is immediate psychiatric treatment. Removal from MTV/Cheese will combat some of the symptoms, but relapse is common.
Currently, 1% of the female population has this disorder, with 10% of those afflicted residing in Wisconsin.
"Dude, just fucking dump Heather already, nobody likes her. She is manipulating you with her Jessica Simpson Disorder."
"I thought the tv remote had a lot cheese powder on it."
"You better wash those hands, she'll lick 'em clean to the bone."
"I thought the tv remote had a lot cheese powder on it."
"You better wash those hands, she'll lick 'em clean to the bone."
by Biff Justice November 02, 2005
A LEGEND AND A ROLE MODEL TO ALL MALES I SALUTE U HOMER SIMPSON hmmm Beer
FUNNYEST CARTOON CHARACTER ALIVE
FUNNYEST CARTOON CHARACTER ALIVE
by TYLER R February 06, 2004
Oj simpson didn't pullnotriggazmaniggaz
by brent harrison bitchez September 25, 2007
You're probably a nine year old who fakes depression, wants attention, and thinks you're the main character like.. shut the hell up
"My depression is worse then yours I listen to sad music, cry everyday, and have a depressed Burt Simpson pfp!"
"Thats not what depression is you're probably just sad-"
"SHUT UP! I AM DEPRESSED YOU'RE PROBABLY THE HAPPIEST PERSON EVER!"
"Thats not what depression is you're probably just sad-"
"SHUT UP! I AM DEPRESSED YOU'RE PROBABLY THE HAPPIEST PERSON EVER!"
by Turkey but hot October 17, 2020
A burger with Rick Simpson oil, popularized by Lucian at Bev's Better Burgers.
The hero we didn't think we needed.
The hero we didn't think we needed.
Let's go to Bev's and order "The Rick Simpson Special"; best burger in HIGH Springs. Thanks, Florida Man!
by ILL-E October 14, 2022
A more popular but rather obscure variation of the 5 second rule. (Lots of people do it, but no one talks about it.)
After the food makes contact with the floor or any other undesirable surfaces, pick it up, hold it in your hands and recite the words "it's still good, it's still good" desperately. Making the food instantly eatable again.
Variations may include: Blowing on it, wiping it, or just looking around real quick before devouring it.
After the food makes contact with the floor or any other undesirable surfaces, pick it up, hold it in your hands and recite the words "it's still good, it's still good" desperately. Making the food instantly eatable again.
Variations may include: Blowing on it, wiping it, or just looking around real quick before devouring it.
Homer Simpson rule
Tom hadn't eaten in four days. When he finally got home, he made himself a sandwich while eating extra ingredients and telling himself "fuck maybe i should have made another sandwich with them instead of doing that".
Tom then goes to eat his finished product but elas drops it on the floor. Picking it up, devastated, and on the verge of tears, he cries out "it's still good....it's still good"
And then he eats it.
God i suck at writing. Sorry.
Tom hadn't eaten in four days. When he finally got home, he made himself a sandwich while eating extra ingredients and telling himself "fuck maybe i should have made another sandwich with them instead of doing that".
Tom then goes to eat his finished product but elas drops it on the floor. Picking it up, devastated, and on the verge of tears, he cries out "it's still good....it's still good"
And then he eats it.
God i suck at writing. Sorry.
by Sam39483833490875405 March 16, 2010