Sandy Franklin

A Sandy Franklin is a phrase used to describe the act of having sex doggy style, on the beach, while one of the participants is flying a kite. In order to be considered a genuine Sandy Franklin, all 3 conditions must be met, and the kite must remain airborne throughout the entire act.

You: I was flying a kite on the beach in Ocean City when I met a handsome man and we hit it off right away. He bent me over against a lifeguard stand and had sex with me. The kite stayed in the air the whole time!

Your friend: That's a Sandy Franklin.

by Shmessica Shmarman July 14, 2024

Mutual Sandy Handy

When two or more individuals meet, more commonly at a nudist beach and engage in mutual (giving and receiving) maturbation on the beach.

Today I went to the nudist beach and this guy next to me had a really nice boner, he was looking at me...I was looking at his boner and then one this led to antoher and we had a "mutual sandy handy".

by Rubie Alice March 25, 2019

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

Sandy

I can't explain how beautiful she is. She is so beautiful and funny. I love her so much and truly. She's like the moonlight to me and she makes me smile every time I see her. I want to marry her and have kids with her. But she's taken by someone better than me. Sandy is the meaning of beautiful, funny, and lovable. I love her.

Person: "Who's Sandy?"
Me: "She is the one who I love."

by unknownlover_ss September 29, 2021

Sandy Vagina

When someone is being short-tempered or overly irritable over a trivial thing.

I thought my boss was cranky due to her not having enough sleep, but when I found out it was because the nearby bubble tea shop was out of donuts, then I knew she just had a sandy vagina.

by WeOuttaHere July 30, 2025

sim jack sandy

Sim Jack Sandy; a person who’s occupying a cell phone in which have hacked into and they are constantly conducting cyber attacks to that person’s device. Also, robocalls are Sim Jack Sandy as well, since they’re the ones who have hacked and now they’re pinging it by conducting robocalls, telemarketers, and the pinging of that device. (any cellphone can be hacked and robocalls are linked to Sim Jackers)

There it goes again, Sim Jack Sandy is at it again with the glitches on my phone.

Another potential spam calling, damn, Sim Jack Sandy stays hounding my locations.

by Mr.all.smiles July 19, 2021

sandy frank

When you’re having sex, pull out, dip your dick in sand, and then put it back in.

My girlfriend asked me to have sex on the beach, so I surprised her with my sandy frank.

by Randy Sandy Franklin June 16, 2018