Sam

A horny ass motherfucker who likes to shove his tongue in the asshole of every one willing to let him

I had a fun experience with Sam last night

by Awesomedicklick September 1, 2016

Sam

Sam is a picka, which means cunt in Serbian. It’s ok tho, he slays and everyone loves him, but he’ll still be alone forever (unless he marries Evie)

Sam is a sam

by Bananananannananannanaa February 5, 2018

Sam

Fat booty

Passionate about food

Loves long words he has no idea how to use

Proper cute

Nickname is SMIT

That Sam there Yh is a batty boi

by Flappedit123 May 28, 2019

Sam

A "Sam" someone who has no stamina and willpower

Hey did you see Franklin got the new Xbox x
Yeah he's being a Sam though he's asleep

by Damo87 November 7, 2017

Sam

A really really dumb kid that cant do anything. A virgin that likes it shout Fortnite

Hi sam. You are really dumv

by Joneil June 5, 2019

Sam

Sam is the name of one who constantly faps to My Little Pony, and lies about him liking hentai. He also makes plenty of VERY dirty jokes when he feel awkward. In other words, Sam is a very dirty person, who tries to fit in to the group, even though he lies about being dirty all the time.

Gabe: Damn. That test was hard af!
Sam: Yeah I know. So hard....

Gabe: T_T
Sam: Get it?
Devin: Yeah we d-
Sam: Like a dick?
Devin and Gabe: OH MY GOD.

by McAuliffeScholarIlluminati69 June 2, 2016

Sam

Sam is a girl that's a shortass thot with about 5 different sized dicks, all of which are chodes, that can be referred to as Stoner Jesus. Can't fucking decide between game design or graphic novels, but bitch oh well. Has gotten her Waluweenie stuck in a zucchini before and very proud of it. Motherfucking is probably a Capricorn that hates Aquarius' and Geminis' the most because all of the ones she's encountered thus far are either assholes, retarded, or both. She'll most likely shank someone at some point, just wait for it.

Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE BOO BOK THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOL TO YOU? YOU'RE DAMN PUSSY CAN'T FIT A WATERMELON IN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT.

Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*

by Stoner Jesus September 19, 2018