Sam

A horny ass motherfucker who likes to shove his tongue in the asshole of every one willing to let him

I had a fun experience with Sam last night

by Awesomedicklick September 1, 2016

Sam

A real friend, always there for you, super empathetic and funny, can tease you a lot, but in a nice way. Sam can misunderstand things and it's hard to get back on his good side once he's mad at you. He won't tell you if you do something to hurt his feelings, which kinda stinks, but he'll stick with you as long as you're nice to him.

guy 1: Sam, I feel so sad
Sam: Hey, sorry to hear that, wanna talk about it?
Guy1: Sure, thanks Sam
Sam: Yeah, ofc

by Aurathedreamer February 21, 2021

Sam

Sam is the name of one who constantly faps to My Little Pony, and lies about him liking hentai. He also makes plenty of VERY dirty jokes when he feel awkward. In other words, Sam is a very dirty person, who tries to fit in to the group, even though he lies about being dirty all the time.

Gabe: Damn. That test was hard af!
Sam: Yeah I know. So hard....

Gabe: T_T
Sam: Get it?
Devin: Yeah we d-
Sam: Like a dick?
Devin and Gabe: OH MY GOD.

by McAuliffeScholarIlluminati69 June 2, 2016

Sam

A guy who likes to feed the llamas cereal and loves to eat moldy pears. You can identify him by the person standing in the corner talking to himself. His only true friend is the garbage can that he lives in because he was a disappointment to his family. One day, young ol' Sam met a Pepe who slapped him with a wet waffle and Sam said "DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS". Also likes to put the toilet paper under.dicks

whos that guy?
That gay kid? Why thats Sam!

by SamHansen420 April 20, 2018

Sam

Sam is an annoying show off with brown hair. He thinks he is very cool and he is good at math. He loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns, and wants to be a pretty princess when he grows up. His middle name is Helga.

Sam loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns.

by HIIEUFGHJ November 15, 2017

Sam

Sam is a girl that's a shortass thot with about 5 different sized dicks, all of which are chodes, that can be referred to as Stoner Jesus. Can't fucking decide between game design or graphic novels, but bitch oh well. Has gotten her Waluweenie stuck in a zucchini before and very proud of it. Motherfucking is probably a Capricorn that hates Aquarius' and Geminis' the most because all of the ones she's encountered thus far are either assholes, retarded, or both. She'll most likely shank someone at some point, just wait for it.

Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE BOO BOK THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOL TO YOU? YOU'RE DAMN PUSSY CAN'T FIT A WATERMELON IN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT.

Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*

by Stoner Jesus September 19, 2018

Sam

Usually has a small penis and never can keep a relationship also is most likely to live on the streets.

The guy that guy on the street he looks homless dissapointed it must be a sam.

by Wolfy101101101 November 21, 2016