by 3mmx June 4, 2017
Get the Sammug. A real friend, always there for you, super empathetic and funny, can tease you a lot, but in a nice way. Sam can misunderstand things and it's hard to get back on his good side once he's mad at you. He won't tell you if you do something to hurt his feelings, which kinda stinks, but he'll stick with you as long as you're nice to him.
guy 1: Sam, I feel so sad
Sam: Hey, sorry to hear that, wanna talk about it?
Guy1: Sure, thanks Sam
Sam: Yeah, ofc
Sam: Hey, sorry to hear that, wanna talk about it?
Guy1: Sure, thanks Sam
Sam: Yeah, ofc
by Aurathedreamer February 21, 2021
Get the Sammug. A guy who likes to feed the llamas cereal and loves to eat moldy pears. You can identify him by the person standing in the corner talking to himself. His only true friend is the garbage can that he lives in because he was a disappointment to his family. One day, young ol' Sam met a Pepe who slapped him with a wet waffle and Sam said "DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS". Also likes to put the toilet paper under.dicks
by SamHansen420 April 20, 2018
Get the Sammug. by Sammmmy Dadddy May 10, 2019
Get the Sammug. The girl version of Sam, short for Samantha, refers to a hot girl who's really good at giving blowjobs. She has a small but hot body and knows how to pleasure a man better than anyone else.
by dougcrazyxmultiple November 30, 2015
Get the Sammug. Sam is an annoying show off with brown hair. He thinks he is very cool and he is good at math. He loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns, and wants to be a pretty princess when he grows up. His middle name is Helga.
by HIIEUFGHJ November 15, 2017
Get the Sammug. Your one in a million, best freind, hectic captain, funny cunt, wanna eat your face sometimes but I think that's illegal. And yea take care Bruvv
by Billesucksdick October 3, 2016
Get the Sammug.