Stroke report

A report on how stroke-worthy something is, almost exclusively something of a pornographic nature.
A rating to quantify a subject's stroke-value.

My buddy saw that porno, his stroke report wasn't great. He said the scenes didn't have much stroke value.
Think I'll give it a miss, rent the old reliables, last thing i want is a disappointing wank.

by ArtoDelFunko May 9, 2009

Bong Stroke

When you smoke so much weed you fuck your mind into oblivion

Jacob: You boi, you looked absolutely fuckened
Hershell: Boyo, I am sufferering from bong stroke, feels good cunty

by The Greentopper January 28, 2018

Color-stroke

Only like a specific color of race, hair, and features.

I’m color-stroke because I only like lighter skinned men.

by J-Maria June 10, 2021

Grammar Stroke

The act of making many typos whilst talking via IM, email, or text.

PERSON ONE: AJAAJJAAJ. i din'tn ven knowtice.

PERSON TWO: what? what just happened to you?

PERSON ONE: i think i just had a grammar stroke...

by kellycakes March 11, 2010

Two stroke

When a man is getting a hand job from his girlfriend and he's passing gas.

While getting a hand job Michael is ripping ass. Heather says "sweet two stroke bro."

by Cupcakefacekilla187 December 24, 2020

stroke a toke

Basketball slang. Especially in 2k15. Used by people with accents from the islands

"Ohh stroke a toke" -he just got crossed or dunked on

by BasketballKillah April 21, 2015

vinegar strokes

A method of swimming; you have front crawl, back crawl, breasts stroke, butterfly stroke and vinegar stroke. You prepell yourself through the water by girating your hips like your giving it to a woman.
You can prepell yourself backward using the same method...just by doing it on your back.

"and now for the 50 metres vinegar stroke final"

by WouthoR March 25, 2003