Verb. The act of when a college girl goes out and seeks to soak up as much alcohol and dick as possible.
by she33333eeeep October 26, 2017

A sponge is someone with no distinct personality who just mimics whatever friend group or significant other they have at the time.
Billy is such a sponge, I thought he was country and now all the sudden he’s “always been goth” since he started dating that emo chick.
by skinny cracker November 27, 2022

by billyblown666 May 7, 2018

by ADB123 April 29, 2022

(noun): someone who believes any piece of information they read on the internet (no matter the source or credibility), passing it along to others as if it is always truthful.
“Dude’s been sharing the craziest headlines and conspiracy theories lately. He doesn’t even care at this point if they’ve already been debunked- talk about a Hyperbolic Sponge…”
by DJ Potato August 2, 2021

an extremely stupid person with a negative IQ who makes everyone feel retarded when they walk into a room. comes from the word mong and sponge since a mong is stupid and a sponge absorbs people intellectuality
by beanflicker420 November 22, 2018

1) A person (most likely female) that drinks all of a fraternities alcohol. 2) a badass because they have to drink ALL the alcohol to get sufficiently tipsy.
Look at Lucky over there, she just drank all their handles of McCormick Vodka, she is such a beer sponge.
by SLLAPPIT April 16, 2014
