Puerto Rican Notepad

(n.) Instead of writing on an actual piece of paper, you write on some part of your body (usually the palm or back of hand) like a notepad.

This is called the "Puerto Rican" notepad because the writing will remain there until it get's washed off, which is not frequently done by Puerto Ricans. So it will be remembered and read often.

Guy 1: That guy has "things to do today" written on his hand.
Guy 2: Yeah but that is dated for two weeks ago! That's a puerto rican notepad bitch!

by capnkev April 20, 2009

puerto rican plumb bob

its when you're fucking a girl from behind in a port-a-potty and you dunk her head as you cum.

A.W. just dropped the puerto rican plumb bob on some chick at the UW tailgate. Bring the hand sanitizer.

by TacoTimmyT July 6, 2009

Puerto Rican shower

This was never a term for boricuas. This is just some bullshit made up by jealous and racists pieces of shit. Keep enjoying eating that shit puta.

A Puerto Rican shower is me pissing all over y’all racists ass heads.

by Superdoopertruper October 13, 2021

Quarter rican

some one who is only part puerto rican or any other race and keeps on talking about it

quarter rican: "i want to go to my puerto rican parade"

asshole 1: "your not puerto rican, your a quarter rican"

by g February 9, 2004

puerto rican fence hoppers

The pointy shiny shoes commonly work by hispanics when out at clubs or bars.

Juan has his puerto rican fence hoppers on last night at the Palace.

by Tommy May 31, 2003

Rickadickulous

A form of the word "ridiculous" used when more emphasis is desired to explain the ridiculousness of the situation.

Also can be shortened to, "Rick-a-dick!"

"Dude, did you hear that aliens were discovered in Antarctica playing with the penguins?"

"That's rickadickulous!"

"No, it's rick-a-dick!!!!"

by Ccx AJ December 21, 2008

Puerto Rican Box In

When driving, especially when following someone, and another car gets in between you and the one you are following, blocking your line of sight. It is now when you procede to speed up, tailgating the car, until it is boxed in between you and who you are following, forcing it to change lanes.

A: Dude.. this douche just got in front of me, and I have no idea where I'm going.
B: It's cool man just pull a Puerto Rican Box In!

by DonJuan12 September 11, 2008