popee surprise

When you sit on the toilet and think you need to just pee, so you relax to let it happen when BAM you poop a little.

"I got the the bathroom! You'll never guess what happened! I Popee d . No joke! I thought "Popee Surprise" was a myth!!

by RipYaANewOne January 24, 2018

Sheep Pope

an act of bdsm sex when you spank the person's ass and claim they've been naughty even though they've done nothing. Then you cum at the wall screaming "BIG BIG CUMGUS BIG CUMGUS" while your partner puts on a ball stretcher. you then go in doggystyle and watch pewdiepie and keanu chungus having sex whoelsome 100

me and my gf had Sheep Pope last night, it was ecstatic.

by thetechtoot October 27, 2020

pope

god is dead. lmao
popes fine though

pope eheeeeeeeeeheeheeheeeeeeeheeeeeee

by Ziloth/lemons are cool December 1, 2022

Pope's Nuts

A tasteful alternative to the exclamation "Holy Balls"

"Pope's Nuts this ice cream is good"
"Ahh Pope's Nuts. I forgot my wallet"

by PWAP June 30, 2022

Pope Francis

Wait... DID HE JUST CALL THAT LITTLE GIRL RETARDED!?

Hym "Waitwaitwaitwaitwait! Pope Francis was giving a speech and some little girl ran up to him and started touching his mic and THIS MOTHERFUCKER straight up accused her of having special needs!!! He said 'She has an illness' and the video is titled 'Pope Francis responds to girl with special needs!' WHAT!? WHAT!? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT SHIT!? IS THAT TRUE!? She walks right up to him... Grabs his mic... Gets in the Homelander stance... And stares him right in the face! HA! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! I FUCKING LOVE THIS KID! HAHA! FIND THAT GIRL! FIND HER AND GIVE HER 1 MILLION DOLLARS! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S PRICELESS! Find out whether or not she has special needs. He used the word 'illness' so he could back-pedal if he needs to later and say 'Well, um, it's a SPIRITUAL ILLNESS! That's what I REALLY meant!' Pfffft! God! Bwahahaha! I love it! I love it! That's my favorite thing today! Oh man! Perfect! That is the best thing that has ever happened!"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

popeful

(N): full of hope or expressing hope about the new pope.

(ADJ): feeling or inspiring optimism about the future leadership of the new pope.

The popeful gathered in Rome.

The popeful comments showed enthusiasm for the future of the Roman Catholic Church.

by Liberty Zealot March 13, 2013

Pope Up

synonym to man up, but more awesome

Man #1: This chick seems like a real hood rat, but i could go for some ass.
Man #2: Ok, Pope up and tap that ass, just wrap your shit up so you don't get the clap.

by Popeues August 13, 2008