parking space

The one thing you look out for when you drive your pregnant wife to the convenience store to pick up some strawberry Pop-Tarts at 2 AM.

Honey, keep your eye out for a nearby parking space, I don't want to park a block away and have our car stolen by some cock-juggling hood rats.

by SuperSixOne May 26, 2015

parking lot zombie

When you pull into a store's parking lot and see someone sitting in their car, not shopping, staring straight ahead and presumably waiting for their partner to come back out of the store.

There were tons of parking lot zombies at WalMart this morning - and one of them glared at me!

by ks4isu November 3, 2015

playa parking

The Act of Rockstar Parking, only with a more ghetto presence.

Yo Homie, Bust A Bitch! I Just Seen Some Playa Parking In That Handicap Zone!... What Old Lady!?

by Mike Moody December 7, 2006

celebrity parking

An awesome parking spot. A parking spot near the entrance to where you are going, particularly when there are very few spots available. Also known as "Hil Duff!" (previously "L. Lo"- but no one wants to be her anymore!)

B "Aw, shiiiit, celebrity parking, bitch!"
J "Nice, Hil Duff."

by BBlackout February 14, 2008

Princess parking

Parking within 100 feet of the establishment you want to patronize.

"Gnarly, Dude! I can't believe your terrific parking Karma. You just scored some fantastic Princess parking in front of that burger dive."

by ugglymuttsky June 24, 2009

hot palming

1. the practice of getting your hands as hot as you can physically handle and then jerking it
2. jerkin it with icy hot (or equivalent)

"dude, how'd you burn your hand?"
"put it in the toaster for some hot palming"
"ow!"

by hottentot23 August 23, 2011

one handed parking job

a hand job with a clever name so that unsuspecting bystanders are unaware of it's true meaning :-P

"Yea, I did a one handed parking job yesterday and Max was pretty impressed!"

by Maria deann December 27, 2007