Porse

Someone with the face of a potato and a horse.

Aimee K is such a porse

by booFromMonstersInc January 23, 2021

nirvana poser

A Nirvana Poser is somebody who tries to fit in with Nirvana fans and fails terribly at knowing the simplest, well known song Smells Like Teen Spirit. Nirvana is a Grunge band that was super popular around the 80's and came out with 22 albums. The lea singer/guitarist is Kurt Cobain. Not Curt Cobain.

Dude, you're such a Nirvana poser.

by Rologgin May 16, 2018

T pose

How to T pose-

Stand still

Arms straight out to shape the form of the letter T
Keep a straight face if you can
Example-

(•-•)

—|—

/ \

Where to t pose
Everywhere

When to t pose
All the time

T pose is also used to assert dominance

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

T

T

T POSE

You: Why do people T Pose?

Me: Because it’s to assert dominance *T poses*
You: ok then

by Afurry October 19, 2018

poser jew

Someone who is thought to be Jewish without actually being Jewish. Normally is a person with at least one friend who everyone knows is Jewish. Friends normally don't know how if they are really Jewish or not for at least six months. Possibly have a Jew fro.
Not necessarily a negative term. Tend to be pretty amazingly awesome people. Most likely pretty damn sexy.

Bob: Wait. You're not Jewish?
Jim: Uh, no.
Bob: Woah, you're like some crazy poser jew then
Jim: Yeah. I'm tottaly ready for Jewish end of the world or Christian end of the world.

by Dave/mast4fr0 July 29, 2008

Rock Poser

The most annoying people since wanksters. This coming from a HIP HOP/RAP FAN, these people show a strong desire to be apart of the rock culture by hating on hip hop/rap when they probably listen to shit like MCR, they hate on hip hop/rap because they think it makes them look all punk and metal. They have never listened to good rappers like Eminem, Proof(from d12), Lupe Fiasco, Nas, LL Cool J, 2Pac, Biggie, Jay-Z, Dr. Dre, Eazy E, Rakim, Ice Cube, or probably never even heard of those rappers. These people always get beat up and picked on at school by real rock fans.

Rock Poser: I hate rap it sucks.

Hip Hop Fan: Have you ever heard of Proof?

Rock Poser: Who's Proof?

Hip Hop Fan: I knew it.

Rock Poser: Well rap is all about sex, drugs, guns, money, gangs ect.

Hip Hop Fan: Um no, have u heard "When I'm Gone" by Eminem? "Keep Ya Head Up" by 2Pac? "December 4th" by Jay-Z? "Forgive Me" by Proof? None of those have Drugs, Sex, Gangs, Rims, or whatever in them.

Rock Poser: No I havent heard those.

Hip Hop Fan: *sigh*

Rock Fan: Hey is this faggot giving you trouble man?

Hip Hop Fan: Yes beat him up.

*Rock poser gets beat up.*

by God I hate posers September 6, 2009

poose v

The name given to someone who ocassionally backs out of doing anything that may get him/her into trouble or put them into a state of paranoia. Eg. rucksknock down gingerchirpsing

TC: Stop the car, let me get this house
Satty:Nah Nah man ima park two blocks away
Amit: Stupid POOSE V

by The-Flash March 30, 2009

posee

A person who is obsessed with hunting down "posers" in an attempt to make themselves look cool and "real." Finding these people on the internet is unavoidable. Sometimes they will actually give up liking something just to not let other people mistake themselves for a poser! Of course, then they miss out. Cutting of the nose to spite the face, eh? (Yes, I AM Canadian.)

Posee: I love <insert topic here> so much! But it's getting annoying that real fans like me HAVE to put up with those annoying posers who are always like "I love that too!" but they are not really fans like me. I smashed my <insert topic memorabilia here> and stopped being a fan because posers annoyed me so much.

by Ilana May 25, 2006