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stoned age

a phrase referring to a period in time when drug use was rampant
The 19th century was a stoned age b/c: Pharmacies sold cocaine for a dime, used in Coca Cola, to treat morphine addiction (ironic), a painkiller, and a 19th century equivalent of a 5 Hour Energy.

Late 20th century: MJ
by internetite January 13, 2012
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Matt Stone

some hot guy who is the co-creator of South park and baseketball guy and has a sweet ass
guy: Matt Stone is so hot
guy 2: ikr
by XonionX June 8, 2023
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matt stone

a VERY FINE man who make south park, baseketball, orgazmo, team america, and canniball the musical
person 1: hey do you know who matt stone is

person 2: yea hes one of the creators of south park
by lagoonyy May 8, 2023
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Stone's Law

The principle that the more stoned you are, the more likely normal things around you are to break. It is a direct relationship between the user and the objects (electronics, doors, food packaging, public fountains) wherein the objects break in front of the user, causing him or her to wonder if the item is really broken or if they are really high.

Circa 2012: named for the American designer, professor and coffee connoisseur, who first proposed such an idea in 2006.
(After getting high) "Weird, my headphones have always worked before but now the left earpiece is broken. Is it broken? Or is this just Stone's Law?"
by StonesLaw March 4, 2019
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Rolling Stone

"Ross Lekkas"

A Complex minimalist.

Most people hide and give up when life doesn't go according to plan...this Cunt just rolls with it and Decides he will have the world and everything in it.

Defined by his patience when he had noting and his attitude when he had everything..a wolf dressed in sheeps clothing and loyal to the end.
"Why don't you just go home...I CANT RIGHT NOW IM A ROLLING STONE"

"Papa was a Rollin Stone."

"Have you seen my Rolex and is it still in good condition"
by HEKTOR Jnr June 20, 2018
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Stoned Thought

A thought that has been inscribed on a stone using another stone.
Person: You should write that thought down so you remember it.

Me: Already done bro... It's one of my many stoned thoughts.
by babla13579 March 6, 2021
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Big Stone

References the 'Big Stone' from Green Hell.

Spoken in a troglodyte voice.
Person 1: "Big Stone!!"
Person 2: "huh?"
Person 1: "Big Stone go in Water!!"
by DutchVan derLinde April 25, 2021
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