Country Broad

A female that is less respectable than a women but more respectable than a hoe that lives in the country side.

That cowgirl from the bar was a country Broad that drives horses.

by City Broad November 16, 2018

Country Condo

A person who has made their money off of or something in connection with country music or being in country but actually lives in one of the big condos in the city. Mainly popular in Nashville, but also New York and LA.

A person who pretends to be country, but actually lives in a condo. They spend lots of money on expensive cowboy hats, boots, wranglers, etc, but actually live in a studio apt.

Tim McGraw is such a country condo, he has his f350 in the parking garage and lives on the 20th floor.

I like that cowboy hat country condo, you been roping cattle in your studio apt.

by Lahaluke November 28, 2012

Backup Country

Where you go when your country becomes a failed state.

Shit man, Chancellor Palpatine just signed executive order 66. All jedi are now enemies of the state. Good thing I've got a Backup Country.

by gearhead78 March 8, 2017

Country gehetto!

A person whom acts and dresses as a thug ,or gangster. yet has never lived in the city.
Drives a old farm truck or vehicle that the stereo is much more valuable than the vehicle it's self.

That fool is country gehetto!

by toeachhisbonebe June 12, 2014

L countries

France and US

Teacher: Class what are L countries?
French and American students: *raises hand*
Teacher: Fax

by Every Day Normal Guy November 11, 2022

Country waffle

After having sex with a relative you smell your finger

Damn bubba, me and Jenny just had a country waffle last night

by Phat dino March 6, 2021

Country Ham

The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.

'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'

OR:

'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'

'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'

by Humperdink Rhino October 13, 2008