what next

Used by the losing party In argument to hide shame and it could also be used by an individual trying to be cool in order to shame the opposition

“Johnny I think your fly is open” “ok bro,what next?”

“You know I’m right you just don’t want to admit”
“Ok what next?”

by Psychodrama bitch! August 24, 2019

2 cheesey's 2 sliders next

when you sit in the canteen and listen to the sweet sounds of a whale saying next

oi have a 2 cheesey's 2 sliders next in science

by Wobbleheadscat November 15, 2023

I got next

what you say when you are having sex with multiple guys and there is only one condom to share.

derek “Let’s do this but i only have one condom.”
gage “I got next.”

by TheRealSexGod November 17, 2017

next joke

when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths

person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE

by James Hardtits July 25, 2022

Gone Until Next Tuesday

Instead of calling someone a cunt (c u next tuesday) politely, this is a way of calling someone a gunt (Gone until next tuesday). Refer to "Gunt" for proper definition.

"She's got one hell of a gone until next tuesday"

by Slaughtrus June 02, 2011

Next week

Next week is Bird appreciation week. Go say hi to your local friend, Bats and give them the hug they havent had for over a month 💞

Friend 1: Hey, I think its Bird Appreciation Week
Friend 2: No no, that's next week

by The Bat Named Bird July 30, 2021

Next week

Euphemism for “never” or a subtle way of saying “I don’t give a fuck about it; fuck off and stop bothering me.”

Customer: Hi, my server is rebooting randomly.

Seller: hallo, reboot issue fix next week.

by LETian September 11, 2024