michigan muddy milkshake

the act of pooping in a cup then ejaculating and or jizzing into the same cup then making your women eat that shit, then she will have a delicious snake and shut up already

dude she shut up when i gave her that michigan muddy milkshake

by fjhafjhasfjkhasfjkmax December 18, 2010

Macomb County Michigan

White trash baby killers

Macomb County Michigan is run by generations of white trash baby killers.

by bishop777___ November 23, 2021

Michigan back-out

When someone loses a bet and doesn't pay up. Or pays half and backs out of the deal.

Mike pulled a michigan back-out when he lost at horseshoes.

by chiefknutz September 1, 2009

Bloomfield Hills Michigan

a middle class exurb in california. people with 500k mortgages. blowing every penny of their 200k income. half the kids are fucked up for life and end up broke and asking for money at age 60.

where is my thousand dollars for quitting smoking (Bloomfield Hills Michigan)

by jewberg July 20, 2008

Southeast Michigan Steam roller

The act of shotgunning a blunt into ones ass and having them fart the smoke into your mouth

"Daryl's weed tasted like shit but after a few Southeast Michigan Steam Rollers I was baked"

by Deezg December 2, 2020

Michigan Double Dip

It's when you are skinny dipping with some ladies in Lake Michigan and follow up by doing one of them in the ass. Then later that night you go and do the same thing with some of your closet gay friends.

Mike and I are going to pull a Michigan Double Dip. You in?

by obwon420 March 24, 2009

The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel

This is when an Ohio State student seduces a whore from the University of Michigan during rivalry week. The Ohio State student then takes the whore home where he proceeds to have intercourse with her. Approximately 1/2-3/4 of the way through the intercourse, the Ohio State student proceeds to shove a buckeye into the U of M whore's vagina. The Ohio State student yells something clever like "Fear the vest!" or "O-H!" and then leaves.

The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel

"Dude, I totally Tresseled the shit out of that skank from Michigan last night. I think she had a nut allergy so I left an epipen on her desk."

by GoBuckeyes86 September 30, 2009