Squirrel Method

The Squirrel Method is a technique where one takes advantage of the Rigor mortis Phenomenon by killing a squirrel, inerting their penis into said squirrel, and waiting for its muscles to stiffen creating a “personalized squirrel” that fits the users penis perfectly.

Joe: did you use the squirrel method bro?

Bobby: i did it was so tight

by S13Enjoyer January 23, 2025

glitter method

a way of style and living in the presence of glitter

Her style embodies the glitter method.

by theglittermethod June 26, 2018

Haron Method

The process of stalking and making classmates feel uncomfortable while sitting in the same room as them. A man with way too much free time, and access to the internet that should be revoked.

Nathan Haron is a firm believer in the Haron method.

by Concerned classmate May 3, 2023

The AOM Method

A method for acquiring the coefficients of binomials using the function defined as: For (a + b)^n
F(x)= nCx a^(n-x) b^x where { ℤ | 0 ≤ x ≤ n}

Person A: Did you hear about the AOM method!??
Person B: Yeah I know! It’s revolutionary!

by The KITKAT of kintucky October 23, 2023

Parini Method

Stimulating oneself sexually before partaking in a long distance running event so as to increase ones testosterone levels and thus, run faster.

Tom: Hey, where's John?

Steve: He's in the bathroom using the Parini Method.

by Brisbane367 September 21, 2014

siso method

slow in slow out! put it in slow, pull it out slow.

Jacob:” Did the siso method on Jackie, she gave in instantly!”

by girlapol May 8, 2024

the breach method

Verb. When a man has to pee so bad that he, instead of unbuttoning and unzipping his pants, just straight up pulls his cock out and pisses.

James had to pee so bad that he used the breach method to relieve himself quickly

by BigBadBitch:) October 18, 2022