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Captain Mess

A legend!

One who destroys little green soldiers!

Captain Mess, loved by all, respected by done!

by Captain Mess January 23, 2021

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Mess

Me

My life is a mess

by Ban the palm trees March 23, 2021

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Hot mess

Me

I’m a hot mess today

by Pieceofgarbage1865 April 29, 2021

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Eton Mess

A tasty snack of cum and period blood (see rainbow drink).

Last night, took this girl home and got a delicious surprise of Eton mess, best day of the month!

by THE DEETZ MEISTER July 11, 2022

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Keen for the mess

When your keen no matter the outcome.

Yeah come through big Homie I'm keen for the mess 😹💯

by LADYPAC June 29, 2022

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Mess

Looking exceptionally well

Zach and Nick look a mess

by slay0ml August 20, 2022

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Dick-Mess

1. When you've been a dick and made a mess of a situation
2. When you've gotten ejaculate everywhere

I made a huge dick-mess today

by GaleWeathers September 30, 2022

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