Marijuanattack

When you're pushed out of a plane when you're so high and vulnerable.

I almost had a marijuanattack the other day when Amanda threw a Jean-Claude high-kick at me.

by LOLZhunnie69 March 8, 2009

Marijuana

1) A drug containing THC.

2) What high school kids try to pass off as a "hardcore drug"...You aren't a drug addict or a real user if you do the weakest recreational drug out there. Even chronic/dro isn't up to level with cocaine, heroin, crack, LSD, Angeldust etc.

High Schooler - Yo, I'm a druggie, I do marijuana all the time.

John - Dude, weed is a joke compared to real drugs.

by RealG July 16, 2007

marinus

1. To be full of oneself. Conceited.
2. An exaggeration of the length of one's penis or their sexual ability.

He is very marinus, he combs his pubic hair.

He has such a marinus complex.

by joe March 19, 2003

marijuana

It's a green plant that you can use for...uh...um....what were we talking about again?

Marijuana is all-natural. Then again, so is arsenic and monkey dung.

by Bill M. July 27, 2004

marijuana

A word that apparently brings the viewers of UrbanDictionary.com out to speak their views of marijuana, only to have it littered with spelling mistakes.

Marijuana does just that to people: makes them completely retarded.

Man: lol i liek da pawt itz tha bezt n shyt
Me: what a fucking moron, lay off the marijuana stoner.

by Tex Avery December 31, 2006

marijuana

a very stupid excuse for boredom. also another word for coward which are the majority of the people who use this site which will give this definition a thumbs down.

hi i'm a coward i smoke marijuana

by |\/|477 October 30, 2008

Marijuana Syndrome

an ailment that may occur the morning after you have smoked. Symptoms are dehydration (yet unwillingness to rehydrate one's self), excessive complaining, and clumsiness. Often affects annoying people and non-regular smokers.

"I'm telling you the weed made me sick man!

Bullshit, you've got Marijuana Syndrome."

"Fucking Michael dropped a glass jar of salsa on your driveway when he was getting into his dad's car earlier.

I knew that nigger had Marijuana Syndrome."

by Doug Russel aka "Knuck Duster" September 21, 2010