Monday Left me broken
Tuesday I was through with hoping
Wednesday my empty arms were open
Thursday waiting for live, WAITING GOR LOVE
Tuesday I was through with hoping
Wednesday my empty arms were open
Thursday waiting for live, WAITING GOR LOVE
by menameiscaleb July 21, 2023
Monday Left me broken 💔💔
Tuesday I was through with hoping 😞😞🙏🙏
Wednesday my empty arms were open ✋️✋️✋️
Thursday Waiting for love, waiting for love 😞🔫
Tuesday I was through with hoping 😞😞🙏🙏
Wednesday my empty arms were open ✋️✋️✋️
Thursday Waiting for love, waiting for love 😞🔫
Random ahh dude: OMG YOU SHOULD USE TIKTOK IT'S THE BEST PLATFORM EVER!1!1!1!
TikTok: Monday Left Me broken 😺😺😺
TikTok: Monday Left Me broken 😺😺😺
by menameiscaleb July 21, 2023
Performing the rusty trombone act on a Filipino man in the bathroom of a Brooklyn pizza joint. The timing of this event is usually Cinco de Mayo.
Tony is normally a pretty macho guy, but he sure loved that Frank's Monday Night Special after all those tequila shots on the fifth. He was literally shitfaced.
by Glenn Miller's Ghost September 17, 2010
1. Similar to "Netflix and chill" but with Monday Night Football and not a thot. She knows that there are scheduled breaks for things like halftime and quarter changes, so she understands that the "chill" is implied to happen during those times.
2. Actually watching MNF whilst chilling... less preferable, but still potential for a great experience setting the groundwork for another Monday Night Football and chill, or perhaps even a Netflix and chill session.
2. Actually watching MNF whilst chilling... less preferable, but still potential for a great experience setting the groundwork for another Monday Night Football and chill, or perhaps even a Netflix and chill session.
Him: Hey, what're you doing tonight? Wanna come through for some Monday Night Football and chill?
Her: Sounds good, I heard it's another double header too!
Him: You don't say... I guess that just provides more opportunity for the chill doesn't it?
Her: Yep, see you around 650 so we can get settled before the first game starts
Her: Sounds good, I heard it's another double header too!
Him: You don't say... I guess that just provides more opportunity for the chill doesn't it?
Her: Yep, see you around 650 so we can get settled before the first game starts
by RokOutKokOut September 16, 2015
this is the exact opposite of "my girl Friday"! Meaning, your male acquaintance is annoying as fuck.
by Beinah July 02, 2017
Apparently from the book 'Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness' by Bryan Lee O'Malley..... Meaning is unsure of though we think it can be used as a means of intimidation.....
Started being said because it was thought that it was funny, BUT IT'S NOT!!! ok maybe just a little......
Started being said because it was thought that it was funny, BUT IT'S NOT!!! ok maybe just a little......
Girl1)Now ur walking faster?
Girl2)Well i would but he's in my way!
Boy)Is that some kind of fat joke?
Girl2)Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday!(as she and girl1 walk away)
Girl1)OMG that was sooo stupid!
Girl2)Well i would but he's in my way!
Boy)Is that some kind of fat joke?
Girl2)Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday!(as she and girl1 walk away)
Girl1)OMG that was sooo stupid!
by Shadow_Casters' Friend October 20, 2010
Girl 1: who's that guy I saw your dog yesterday with?
Girl 2: it's my man crush monday. I woke up with him and make him walk my dog
Girl 2: it's my man crush monday. I woke up with him and make him walk my dog
by MyFishNameisCallisto February 10, 2018