Dirty Cheese Lincoln

Take your penis, wrapping it in cheese and filling your "others" crack with shredded cheese and buttsexing your partner. Until so said cheese is warm and melty. Then you eat your cheesy meal.

Jenny: Devyn decided he was hungry last night, so he gave me a dirty cheese lincoln!

by Chedder Abe February 7, 2010

abraham lincoln

When having sex with a chick, knock her out. Then jizz on her face, around her mouth. shave off both her and your pubes, and stick them on her face. stick a top hat on her, put your head in her vagina and have her sit on your shoulders and walk around, because lincoln was so tall.

awww shit i didn't know abraham lincoln had tits!

by andrewdavizzle August 31, 2006

Linux

An open source operating system that is for more stable than windows. The only time I use windows is to play a few games. I dual boot linix and windows on the same computer. And linux connects DSL about three times faster than windows. Linux plays my TV card without crashing. Linux does not let me change system settings without being logged in as root. While in windows, I accidentally changed the name of a system file and wasn't able to fix it for hours. Windows and Linux both have their pros and cons. Weigh them both and choose for yourself. Don't dis someone if they choose one over the other.

Linux is for those who choose not to use windows
Windows is for those who don't know they have a choice

by krypton knight December 31, 2003

the abe lincoln

when u cum on a girls face and than shave your pubic region throwing the pubes on her face

you gizz on a girl's face and shave your pubes and throw them on her making her look like abe lincoln

by Big R August 29, 2003

Lincoln Academy

A semi-private school in Newcastle, ME. A pretty nice school with a lot of really smart and fun people. Really it only has three problems: the guidance and development offices are incompetent, the band has to play in a basement and people write rude things about our fine school.

"Lincoln Academy is a fine place to go to school."

"Lincoln Academy's band is better than it's chorus."

by ARBLJ April 2, 2010

Linux

A very stable operating system that was created as an experiment by Linus Benedict Torvalds. He created it because he wanted to learn the inner workings of an operating system. He posted the code on the Internet for others to modify and share, and it spread like wildfire. It grew and grew and is growing every day. Although it is not as simple to use as Windows or Mac OS, it does have rock solid stability and is not uncommon to hear of systems running for many years without reboots. Many people who hate it do it to act cool, or because they dont understand it. Those who love it, love it because they understand that it may take a little while to get something working. Not those other impatient little bastards who want everyday on the double. It just needs time to get more user friendly.

Linux outperforms Windows in terms of stability.

by Giuseppe June 18, 2003

Lincoln Log

Poor lesbians makeshift dildo. Ability to increase girth with duct tape.

I like the Licoln Log deep in my vagina. Who's up for a Lincoln Log ride?

by Leelynn May 29, 2010