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linkitis

A geek condition, where instead of talking in the forum, chat, etc, an individual will throw links out.
<firstd00d> what do you think about football?
<2ndd00d> www.nfl.com/football rox
<firstd00d> well, what do you think about President Bush?
<2ndd00d> www.moveon.org/bushsux
<firstd00d> thats a pretty bad case of linkitis, mate.
by Tony Monteleone May 18, 2006
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Licking back

Damn I was licking back that kitkat you bought me
by xxmelonheadman October 24, 2016
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Asshole licking yay

Every good girl deserves to have her asshole licked.
Asshole licking yay

One of my secret fetishes. I love my young naughty girls. So deserving … 👅 Mmmn, what a turn-on.
by Death Menace December 9, 2022
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Likity-Split

1. A random word that is mainly used as a name to give some one just to confuse them and annoy the hell out of them

2. The name of a annoying little baby pony from "My little Pony the movie" LOL

3. a guy who when licking some one out cums all over himself without anyone touching him
1.

A. Hey man come inside and have a seat, I'm just playing Xbox.
B. ohh cool, when did you get an Xbox Likity-Split?
A.WTF man? whats Likity-Split?
B. What are you on about Likity-Split? its your name geez I dont think your pet purple drangon will like you forgetting your own name and the rest of the ponys...
A. WHATS THE FUCK IS Likity-Split!!!!???


3.

A. yeah did you hear what happen to ben?
B. nar man what?
A. his so weak under the belt man, he was lickin his girl out then exploaded all over himself with out her touching him.
B. hahahahah wtf man
A. yeah man she even ran out laughing.
by GOOLIEz April 19, 2009
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LickitySplits

The act of scissoring one woman while going down on another.
Wow she’s talented she can do lickitysplits with two woman at once.
by Hermanlady69 April 26, 2021
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lickity dickity 3000

When someone is eating chocolate and suck it in a sexual way!!!
friend 1: uhhh look
friend 2: shes giving the lickity dickity 3000...
by holyballsshesdead! March 14, 2022
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