When a man gets surgery to split the dick in 10, waits for it to heal, then uses black magic to gain full control over the 10 dicks, then during sex wraps them around a woman’s vagina and all 10 cum in unison, filling her to the brim like the tentacle locker game
by Sex lover 696742031 November 9, 2025
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Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline
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Get the shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV mug.A term used to describe when you stole money from your parents but laundering it by saying that you mowed lawns to earn the money. Mowing 60 lawns would be stealing 60 dollars.
Mom: How did you get 60 dollars to buy that game of yours?
Son: I'm mowing lawns to earn that money!
Son to friend: Yo, check this out, I mowed 60 lawns from my mom.
Son: I'm mowing lawns to earn that money!
Son to friend: Yo, check this out, I mowed 60 lawns from my mom.
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I fucking suggest to stay 100 miles away from this school
I fucking suggest to stay 100 miles away from this school
If someone says this " I go to Lawn Manor Academy"
You should reply with do you need a therapist or do you need social support
You should reply with do you need a therapist or do you need social support
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