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Grape hugger

One whos sense of fashion revolves around the sole belief that the tighter the shorts, the better.

Derived from the visual aspect of the affair, from a bystanders point of view. The testicles become quite apparent, often resembling grapes. The shorts seem to 'hug' them, thus coining the term.
Friend 1:Did you see that cops bike shorts?
Friend 2:Hell yeah, what a grape hugger.
Both: HAHA!
by Saevio August 8, 2006
mugGet the Grape huggermug.

Busting grapes

Getting a lots of headshots in an FPS game.
That guy must be cheating. He's busting grapes like it's no one's business
by BTS4ever January 4, 2019
mugGet the Busting grapesmug.

Meat Grape

The action of shoving one ball in someones rear end.
The ball got swollen after the rough meat grape that was done to the prime minister of Quebec
by Meat grape March 30, 2022
mugGet the Meat Grapemug.

Smuggling grapes

When you can see a man's testicles through his shorts.
That dude must not be wearing underwear, he's smuggling grapes.
by Easymoneyrobber July 5, 2021
mugGet the Smuggling grapesmug.

Have a grape!!

an expression used in response to someone talking complete rubbish.
It was originally used in response to clueless ramblings of the male sex but became a universal phrase with the ignorant shouting of a mad-woman.
ie "you want this grape about as much as i want to continue listening to what you have to say!"

other person: "you are useless, you have no idea about anything, you are inconsiderate...blar blar blar...."
you: "have a grape!!!"

(expected result: complete bewilderment, rambling to be paused...blissful silence!!, and possibly if ur lucky some laughter!!!!)
by Phoebe and Hebe December 28, 2008
mugGet the Have a grape!!mug.

Grape surgery

#grapelivesmatter
Dont eat that grape grape lives matter it needs grape surgery
by IDidSurgeryOnAGrape1 November 26, 2018
mugGet the Grape surgerymug.

grape juggin'

to place grapes into ones ass and then squeezing the juice out into your lovers mouth
Dude was grape juggin' the hell outta me so hard I almost choked on it
by Lovers Lost February 8, 2010
mugGet the grape juggin'mug.

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