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fucktard

adj. fucking-retard, with fuck used as a prefix to emphasize the severity of retardation.
adv. fucktarded, the state of being a fucktard, such as running in a fucktarded way, or your girlfriends fucktarded.
"So you're trying to tell me Step Up isn't shit?"
"It's not"
"You're a fucktard"
mugGet the fucktardmug.

Fucktard

A cross between Fuck and Bastard to produce a more serious insult than Bastard. Generally used to descri be someone who performs an act that is considered stupid.
"You are such a Fucktard"
by General Spoon April 16, 2008
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Fucktard

Anyone who is unbelievably stupid in any conversation or topic. Similar to Neotard, only not limited to politics.
People who believe that services for children with Neurological disorders (mental deficits) exist and work are Fucktards. People who speak on topics they know nothing about with limited intellectual ability are Fucktards.
by Razzizoz April 4, 2009
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fucktard

A candidate for a Darwin Award. Someone who is not only prone to acts of pitiful and incomprehensible stupidity, but one who, simply through the process of breathing, makes the average person feel disillusioned and utterly hopeless.

This does include the clinically retarded. Yes, it is very sad about that whole drooling thing, but that does not change the fact that watching someone wet his pants and cry at random moments makes the average person feel a bit creepy-crawly.
Booby hatch inmates, State School residents, Congress, most retail clerks, outsourced tech support operators are all fucktards. Anyone who sees a fucktard and is overcome by sympathy at the sight of such obvious human debris is a fucktard.
by mostlytheycomeatnightmostly February 24, 2011
mugGet the fucktardmug.

fucktard

1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).

2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard.
Stop arse-raping me you fucktard. And apologise IMMEDIATELY!”
by mattyt_is@ August 24, 2009
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fucktard

Some that is completely fucked and retarded! Most commonly used to describe muzza's, scenies, stoners and teachers.
"That guy thinks he is like fully sick or some shit!"
"He is a fucking fucktard dude!"
"Yeah true that"
by Jessie Vain October 13, 2008
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fucktard

Person who adds the 371st definition of "fucktard".
I am a fucktard.
by Blockhead 77 August 9, 2010
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