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Brandon Flowers

Brandon Flowers is such a gay-ass name that he had to make a band with an equally retarded name called "the Killers" because they're so super creative and original when it comes to names, such as Brandon Flowers.
by fgsfdsMASTER February 18, 2009
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Flower Pot

Drunken ass whole that everyone loves. Sort of like a Rose with many thorns. Is extremely cute! But is very mean to ex-girlfriends and ex-crushes. Also cheats on people (hahaha).
Lately you've been acting like a Flower Pot.
by Claire Peterson November 5, 2004
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Herbie Flowers

Dumb, stupid, dungaree-wearing session bass playing cuntfuck.

Although he played the famous bass line on Lou Reed's song "Walk On The Wild Side", never forget that 'ole Herbie wrote "Granddad" by Clive fuckin' Dunn!
by Tubgirl's Revenge October 1, 2003
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Desert Flower

(n.) (Flowers that only bloom in the desert.) A term used by members of Air Force. It is used to describe female military members in deployed locations that think they’re hot because of all the attention they get from there male counter parts

These women, on an attractive scale, are usually 5’s or below but due to the lack of women at the remote places.

Other words are; Skank, Hot garbadge, Slut
Person 1: "Hey check out the desert flower with all those guys hovering around her."

Person 2: "Don't go near her though. The first day she was here tent 862 ran a train all over that."

Person 1: "I wonder what her husband back home is going to think about that."
by Jimmy Pappa June 30, 2010
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Cactus flower

A vagina with short, prickly public hair, esp. one belonging to a woman with straight hair whose recently shaved pubes have begun to grow back.
Man, I love going down on my girl, but when her pubes start to grow back, that cactus flower could give you a rash on your chin.
by Shinebizzle January 24, 2015
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make flowers

to make love, usually used in rural Lousiana
Erroll, will you make flowers with me? We haven't made flowers in long time, and it makes me sad.
by Kluk jako buk April 6, 2014
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ass flower

when your name is a type of flower, and you are a huge ass.
by wade July 1, 2002
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