Scuffing the china

Skidding up the toilet pan, leaving a trail of faeces on the toilet porcelain.

“Bruv, I swear, he had proper o.c.d! He said if I was having a poo, to make sure I used the loo brush! Ha! I done a massive dump and left a big skid down the back of his throne! He’ll ban me from his gaff for scuffing the China! It stank! Then I left.”

by Nuphagus November 20, 2019

come on china

to instigate a fight with some one who is being a knob or talking themselves up to much

1. come on china you want to tussel
2. come on china you want to fight

by brent_f_mudge May 28, 2007

walk to china

phrase used to indicate a desire for sexual relations

hey nicole, how long do you think it would take to walk to china?

by Sventeen June 21, 2020

China Kink

A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.

Thy must "China Kink" to remain in existence

by PastaRolls July 29, 2019

China

The country that has created every single atom.
Everything is made from China.

China: We made everything
Americans: You aren't god y'now
China: Are you sure about that?

..... Are americans really SURE?

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022

what brings you to the streets of china town

Something that 2 people say to take the piss out of will

What brings you to the streets of china town

Dogs I can smell them

by Not Ellis or tom June 16, 2018

china ling

the beyonce of the world. super aggressive to boys. probably doesn't know shit about china and its language, but still calls her self that. True savage. The best out of the whole dictionary

wow that girl is my china ling

by isabela cortez for russia April 7, 2018