Pinkeye Express

The act of farting in a pillow and hitting someone in the face with it. Does not count unless you first yell “ALL ABOARD” or “WOO WOO” imitating a train whistle.

Totally surprised that pizza guy with the Pinkeye Express. He never saw it coming.

by Maker Kc February 17, 2025

Express Clothing

Cheap Chinese Knock off clothing that was designed i New York but made in China , and they charge they’re customers a fortune for cheap quality

Yo I Saw this cool jacket @ Express clothing

by 1Shot Duke December 10, 2019

To Polar Express

To make it snow ejaculate. Done by freezing semen and then throwing it into a fan.

Dude, we polar expressed the lounge last night! Some had to polar express it!

by Polar express December 09, 2017

Bed Bug Express

A hotel you book when you are on a budget or only need a hotel to get sleep and nothing else.

Person 1: I am getting too tired to drive anymore tonight.
Person 2: Check and see if there is a Bed Bug Express on one of these exits.

by Pointman411 February 27, 2023

Reverse Express

It is when Government introduces a program to correct a problem in the market place.

Reverse Express is when government introduces a program such as EPA to correct a market place imbalance.

by mmemoly July 07, 2011

copenhagen express

When you spit your dip inside a girls vagina and she enjoys the tingling burning sensation inside.

Last night I have her the copenhagen express.

by ThatOneGuy201552 October 28, 2017

Saturday night pork pie express

When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.

"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"

by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019