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I can’t even

When all you can say are numbers that end in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.
by BusyPooping September 22, 2022
mugGet the I can’t evenmug.

do YOU even skate?

Meaning, not only am I not what you called me, I’m fucking better than you so get on your knees little bitch. An phrase to establish dominance, usually said after flipping something. Commonly used by “real” “niggas”.
Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment
by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019
mugGet the do YOU even skate?mug.
.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.
.9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.
mugGet the .9.you will be extremely vocal this year – no one will be left in any doubt what you think, what you believe and what you desire. You may come across as bossy, even dictatorial, at times but at least you will get important things done.9.mug.
This is what you would say when Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan does something gay with you but he had socks on. This is usually when you assume the role of Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan.
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
by frankenen February 24, 2024
mugGet the “Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”mug.

you not even the fart

“Think you’re the shit, bitch? You not even the fart.” Fire ass bar by ice spice meaning that one girl who thinks she’s the shit, is really not.
Bitch please, you always think your the shit, when in reality, you not even the fart 💯💯”
by marriiii!! February 4, 2024
mugGet the you not even the fartmug.
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by Adujasty343 June 2, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Productivity, I Wish To Die To Even <&>AnUdA<&>Odd Numbers<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

get even, or get even worse

Casino slang refers to a situation where a player has lost a significant amount of money playing slots and, instead of simply going home, decides that the better course of action is to go to the baccarat or blackjack table and wager the exact amount of their loss on a single hand. If the player wins, they "get even"; if they lose, they "get even worse." This concept was developed by the infamous Vegas Matt.
"Well, we just lost $12,000 in twenty minutes--the best thing to do is go play one $12,000 hand of baccarat to get even, or get even worse.'
by mr katz November 21, 2024
mugGet the get even, or get even worsemug.

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