Envy

1.Envify (v/n) is used to describe someone that didn't like to wear crop tops and miniskirts and now does. It's a serious disease that can't be cured. Also, someone who is Envified is now asexual

2. Envy: another word for Annoying Androgynous Palm Tree With Crop Top And Miniskirt That Killed Maes Hughes (AAPTWCTAMTKMH for short). Usually a bitch that hates everyone

1. Gary- do you like my crop top and miniskirt Bob?
Bob- GARY! WHAT HAPPENED?

Gary- i'm now asexual
Bob- *scared* you were Envified

2. Person- Hey, wanna know when I bought this crop top and miniskirt? It was a while before i killed Maes Hughes. Haha, i hate you so much. Do you like my hair? I call it "PALM TREE" with caps. Did I mention that I hate you? I despise you will all my heart and body cells. Why are you so short btw? Hey, wanna go shopping later?
Person 2:...so Envy.... WaiT A AEC DID YOU CALL ME SHORT?

by :33333 January 7, 2017

massage envy

the worst fucking place in the entire world.

i’m going to hell, massage envy.

by twbshdi34 February 23, 2024

Envy

1. A feeling of dissatisfaction otherwise know as jealousy.

2. Desire to have possession of something or someone.

1. "I'm very envy about their relationship."

2. "I am very envy because that guy has a nice skateboard."

by anonymousmuch? February 19, 2017

a sauna of anger and envy

when something is just so horrible and maddening that you get so angry and envious it feels as if you are in a sauna.

Nelly’s prime throne over looking Nut City soon became a sauna of anger and envy

by susie squirrel March 19, 2009

Maya Envy

The sudden possessive urge for a man (or woman) who is displaying attention or feelings to the object of their affection. This envy stems from wanting to receive similar attention.

Thursday, a man admired for his steadfastness, courage, and chivalry waved his hand to bid farewell to the friends he would be separated from, but one stood out most.

“Bye, Maya.” he called her by name, and his voice carried the sentiment of the days they shared.

With bittersweet joy displayed in her eyes, Maya waved back and said, “alright, thank you.”

And we watching the exchange wished Thursday would call our names too… we were all filled with Maya Envy.

by Poisonenvy November 29, 2023

Gender Envy

It's the feeling trans peeps get when they look at somebody and have envy on how that person looks or shows. I would say it's like seeing some cis guy just living his life but at the same time your biggest dream (having that body)

Person 1: i thought it was a crush…
Person 2: …but?
Person 1: it was actually gender envy. I need that body. I know it sounds childish and shallow, but it isn't.

by Álvero April 24, 2024

gym envy

Gym envy is when someone tells you that they have gone to the gym or you see people training and you become jealous as you haven't been able to go. Gym envy is smoking getting trimmer whist you are getting fatter as you can't train.

Friend; I just ran 10km before work
You; listening as you look at them with hate as you had to wake up early so could'nt train. ( Gym envy)

Surfing Instagram after you've just eaten heavy meal of people doing cross fit .... Wanting to throw your phone in the bin with Gym Envy

Friend ; I got my body fat down to 11%

You; I got Gym envy , just can't get back into gym since my holiday

Friend 1; what's up with jon?
Friend 2 ; he has Gym envy as he hasn't been able to train this week... Just shut up about your training today as he is moody as he thinks he is fat!

by Jon b April 10, 2017