Curb Envy

When you're crossing at an intersection and someone else starts crossing before the signal turns green, leaving your pussy ass behind and alone.

I got major curb envy when I wasnt brave enough to cross the street with the homeless bitch.

by GrandmotherWillowSmith February 07, 2017

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Emoji Envy

When you get a text from someone and It has a X instead of an emoji because you have an older phone.

A: Hey, I just saw a X!!!!

J: Frustrated. What is an X?

A: A Moose!!!

J: That's cool. I couldn't see it on my phone. I have Emoji Envy.

by hitman5313 February 08, 2024

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Apocalypse envy

Lusting after the end of the world.

"gosh religious people have a lot of pent up apocalypse envy, I sure hope a giant meteor whipes us out before the next election."

by peat pulp July 01, 2016

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crisis envy

to seek attention by identifying with another's crisis , particularly when there is no immediate threat of danger to the person co-opting the crisis.

Kathy is on Facebook again telling everyone how hard it is dealing with the wildfires, she's no where near the incident, her crisis envy is out of control.

by nikos68 October 15, 2017

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eco-envy

a feeling of discontent or covetousness with regard to another's ecological advantages, carbon footprint, greenness, environmental friendliness, etc.

an object of eco-envious feelings: Her new Prius made her the eco-envy of her commune.

Amanda: You know just six months of having solar, and I've saved 4294 lbs of CO2 emissions and produced 2526 kWh!

Damian: Dang girl, I eco-envy your greenness. And my sorry ass only has a solar calculator...

by dcbreezy March 11, 2010

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