ed-ness

When someone does some unexplainable dumb shit

"I hate when people read out loud and mispronounce every simple word" that's Pure Ed-ness

by _violet_ February 02, 2018

simo-ed

To try some off the wall tactics and end up failing to achieve your goal

You really simo-ed your attack in clan wars!

by no drama June 03, 2015

Well Ed

Colloquial euphemism for displaying such vivid emotions of euphoria, that one could reasonably assume the subject is frequently partaking in recreational hard drug use.

"Did you see Jerome fondling those teacup pigs, whilst simultaneously laughing hysterically? That guy was well ed”

by Thecityfarmer November 16, 2019

Ed/Hei

The pairing from FullMetal Alchemist's first anime. Edward Elric and Alfons Heiderich.

"This is the best Ed/Hei AMV!"

by Rocketinthesky July 03, 2009

A-loot-ed

The only proper way to say the word allotted.

All hail the Golden God.

God: "You have used the max a-loot-ed timeframe..."
Me: "Alloted?"
God: "max a-loot-ed"

by OrsonKrennicsGloriousWhiteCape November 29, 2019

Ed O'Brien

he likes to scream his name

-Hello Ed O'Brien
-Actually it's EEEEEEEED O'Brien

by deafdisco December 01, 2016

Abby-ed

When you claim to be working from home but do almost absolutely anything to skive off from doing any actual paid work; feel guilty about it, but continue to seek social affirmation rather than simply start working.

"Oh bo! I Abby-ed soo hard yesterday that ended up organizing and itemizing my nick-knack and lose cable draw."

by The Observant Interloper August 01, 2023