Cock A Doodle Snooze

When a girl falls asleep giving a guy a blow job.

Mary: "Jen! What happened to your forehead?"
Jen: "Mike punched me 'cuz I took a little Cock A Doodle Snooze lastnight."

by Danielle Jean April 6, 2006

flap doodle

Someone or something pretending to do something or be useful. A thin mask of effort behind which a total slacker resides.

After all that gab, you have really accomplished flap doodle.

bob villa is a perfect example of a master at flap doodle

by Str8_scotch March 9, 2008

Fuck a doodle doo

A term meaning "Oh my!". More interesting than saying "Oh shit!"

"Oh fuck a doodle doo, it's time for me to go home!" or "Fuck a doodle doo, I'm tired today."

by binkyboo January 20, 2005

Doodlebobbers

A cat with antenae on its head.

Can also refer to anything in general.

OMG that kitty has doodlebobbers!

or

Did you see the doodlebobbers on Tiffany?!

by iapathy October 25, 2009

Doodlechip

When you cum uncontrollably into a bag of red hot, spicy Doritos, tie it up, and bash your sleeping lover with it

Joey: Damn! Ashley’s pissed at me!
Burt: what did you do?
Joey: I was pretending to be Swiper the Fox, and I nailed her with a good ol’ doodlechip

by NibbaTron February 1, 2018

Donkey Doodle

When an already shit(horrible) insult is repeated to save said insult just to make such insult worse, it is then referred to as a donkey doodle.

Joe: You smell, Gerald
Gerald:Well you smell worse, Joe
Joe & Gerald say at same time: well wasn't that a bloody donkey doodle?

by Busters' Sayings February 7, 2020

keek-a-doodle

the shit in your eyes when you wake up in the morning

Lou "Da Fish" picks at his hard, crusted keek-a-doodle for 10 minutes every morning.

by Kathryn Follo September 20, 2005