Straight Donk

Complete ass.

You're being a straight donk right now.

by SuedeFungus May 6, 2025

Slabby Donk

Slabby donk is South Texas slang for a phat cock in the 361 area.

I went to my hynas house and hit her with that Slabby Donk

by Genghis Juan May 12, 2022

donk set

sick beats. absolute tunes. pure fire sounds. heavy bass/house music

gonna have a hefty 5 hour donk set

by Freyfrey February 4, 2018

donk market

A poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the ROI that can be found in the traditional stock market.

Guy 1: "Dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? You hit the lottery or something?!"

Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!

by TGW75 September 7, 2010

Side-Donka-Donk

The overwhelming protrusion of the flanks of flab on a generally fat woman. It's like enormous Love Handles that help when mounting a Ba-Donka-Donk. They can easily be noticed when a large woman is wearing clothing that might be a bit too small.

Holy cow, check out the Side-Donka-Donk spilling out of that chicks shirt when she sits.....

by G-Skeezay November 5, 2011

Donk Cubed

its the shortened and hence cooler version of ridonkulous. only D4s are cool enough to use it. ridoinkulous ridonculous ridonk D4

OMG! were waiting for the bus for ten minutes now, its just donk cubed!

by gnasher456 January 4, 2009

donk off

A word to describe a elderly lady

That lady is a right donk off

by Dlxox June 29, 2018