Ditch Coat

A cheap coat (forever 21, h&m, Burlington coat factory kind of coat) that a girl wears on a date that she is unsure about.
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.

To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool

Girl: I'll be right back, can you watch my coat?
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.

by Dumpsterdoug November 30, 2015

beg & ditch

This term can be used specifically on the internet when someone you know and is chatting with begs for something such as money or other things, but then says brb.

Person 1 on Discord: so yeah thats why i got like 2 grand just off of tax returns hahah
Person 2 on Discord: can i have some lol?
Person 2 on Discord: brb lol
Person 1 on Discord: ... really? you just gonna pull a beg & ditch like that?

by Anonymous Mother June 5, 2018

Ditch Dragger

A Ditch Dragger suffers from poor eyesight and a terrible sense of direction, especially in familiar territory. At least once a year, the ditch dragger will crash a perfectly good truck into a drain that has been there for years.
The Ditch dragger is particularly common on farms, and usually has a proclivity for molesting innocent farm animals.

"fuck me, did you see what that clown did this time? what a fucking ditch dragger!"

by Group_Shaggalong April 29, 2021

Ditch

When you betray your friends

“Hey there, yesterday I ditched my gf .o_o”
“Wasn’t she the richest gurl in town?”
“O ye”

by LDA+MB January 22, 2023

Ditch

Australian/New Zealand slang for the Tasman Sea between the two countries often locally referred to as "The Ditch"

When will you be crossing the ditch? (as in travelling between Australia and New Zealand.

by Ackko September 10, 2022

Ditch

- to not join friends or abandoning someone

He has decided to ditch his friends to sleep like a bitch

by Ryan garcia October 11, 2021

Ditch

a big hole in the ground

Joe: "Damn bro that's a big ditch!"
Jimmy: "Yeah watch out and be careful you don't fall in it."

by asteroidxz April 26, 2022