by SAWFTy July 27, 2019

A cheap coat (forever 21, h&m, Burlington coat factory kind of coat) that a girl wears on a date that she is unsure about.
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.
To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.
To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool
Girl: I'll be right back, can you watch my coat?
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.
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The mother of a Ditch Pig. Very much like a cougar only dirty with saggy breasts . Will hop from gender to gender. Known to have multiple generation children, sometimes spanning 20 years.
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by dicklover124 January 18, 2018

When someone ditches their current partner and throws their whole relationship down the drain for a person who loves sexual play involving fecal matter.
Corrr... I just Shit-Ditched Michael for this guy who would shit on my chest.
Love a bit of Shit-Ditching on a Friday Night...
Love a bit of Shit-Ditching on a Friday Night...
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