dildo baby

When a gay guy ejaculate on a dildo and then a woman uses it. Then the baby will be called a dildo baby

Mom: "Son, I'm sorry to tell you, but you are a dildo baby."

Son:"Nooo!!!"

by GG_DJ_Trump August 27, 2016

dildo game

You need two people at lease. You take turns using the dildo and who ever moans first is the loser.

Do you want to play the dildo game?

by bopes001 May 2, 2017

Dildo Merchant

1.) A person who sells Dildos or other sex toys for a living.

2.) An insult used by kids with special needs.

'Dude shut up your dad's a dildo merchant'

by Cow1337Killr March 21, 2010

dildo shot

A dildo shot is a photo taken with a selfie stick.

Did you see Jessica's photo on facebook? she took her own dildo shot with her new selfie stick

by suitcase June 17, 2015

gay dildo

when a nigga get swity for a cock B

this nibba we using a gay dildo

by this nigga keagle June 3, 2017

dildo stomp

when a kinky person bends over raising their ass in the air and their partner inserts a dildo into the asshole and then stomps said dildo penetrating deep and into the ass.

i told that honkey to bite the pillow so i could dildo stomp dat bitch.

by frankenshit August 11, 2010

Flesh Dildo

An object used to pleasure a woman. It is usually very lifelike and attached to the body of a male.

Girl: i'm too shy to masturbate in public
Guy: Well why don't you go back to my dorm?
Girl: I'm not going to masturbate in your room.
Guy: Why not? There's a perfectly good flesh dildo in there.

*silence*

Guy 2: Flesh dildo Enjoy the struggle!

by Fen*Pen September 26, 2010