derek

player, sexy, a tease, good rapper, colbylover, mexican, funny, hellla body, short, wrestles, only object of life is to get girls, gay, loves boobies, big dick.

gotta love that derek

by zebraprincess July 3, 2011

Derelict

A person that speaks incorrectly, seemingly from pure ignorance. The use of the word Illiterate is used for this "issue" when concerning reading and writing. moron

Derelict is when a person speaks incorrectly, seemingly from pure ignorance. ie: I is sure it was a accident. He don't got no money. We is growin our business.

by May Hemm July 26, 2015

derek

An individual knwn to many as a scumbag a person who is greedy r self-centered. A fool easily manipulated by females known as kelsey.Or even just random girls. Origin from mexico but enjoys to deny it. Enjoys tacos from the bell but will settle for garbage or road kill on the weekends. Very dangerous individual not just for his reputation as a sex fein but also as a bully, enjoys breaking fingers and thimbs on peoples faces. Drives a creepy mini van and can be identified just from saying "hi little girl" or "i have candy in my van". Last but not least an individual who also loves to endulge in the pleasures of life. Such as frequent preteen hokups exc exc. Beware of this mexican sex fein. 1. Do nt enter the van 2. Do not go near the van 3. Do not look at the van, infact just dont eat candy. PS. His weakness arer his arms for they are balloons and will pop to a pin .

"Mr Jamies is a creeper"

"Derek lovees tacos"

"My child is missing","Oh no she got dereked"

"I got dereked"

by Avitor October 25, 2006

Derek

Most often a blonde. Usually talented with words and artistic. Guys with this name often are prone to collecting comic books and action figures. It is impressive if they are able to find a mate, even more so if they are able to produce offspring. Luckily they have a great sense of humor, are unselfish lovers (sometimes), and make good husbands.

I almost "dereked" when I considered rewatching all of the X-Men movies.

by supersexymom January 31, 2010

Derek

a large male primape with jelly rolls and a muffin top. his habitat is anywhere the strange creature can find food or anything to eat

wow what a derek
you eat to much you derek

by iluvshmeckle April 4, 2009

Socially Derelict Bitch

This is a person who has no active social life and avoids social contact with anyone. It is also some one who is separated from their friends at such a distance that social gathering is impossible (or really expensive).

#"Are you coming over Shane?"
*"No."
#"Why?"
*"I'm washing my hair."
#"You socially derelict bitch."

by Richard Priest July 2, 2006

Derelicte

To be put in the friend zone.

Damn it, I just got derelicted

by Firewalll September 13, 2011