Dakota

A very short midget. Like so short youd think hes a fucking smurf. but don't mess with a Dakota because he will sit on you, killing you instantly. he runs around swinging massive bottle of mountain dew code red and will fuck you up.

"MY NAMES DAKOTA AND IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS CODE RED BITCH"

"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"

by QUADDALE DINGLE69420seggytimeb August 4, 2022

Dakota

ugly female

ur mom is dakota

by better than you at fortnite October 26, 2019

Dakota move

Dakota move a thing you do because your drunk and never hear the end of it

Aw man that was a complete Dakota move kissing her

by Dcms June 11, 2019

Dakota

Dakota is so sexy and incredible. no one should ever leave a Dakota. if you do, it is most likely you sit around in glen iris for the rest of your life regretting your decision because you must be a loser if you leave a Dakota. rip them because Dakota is super awesome and succeeding in life

a: where does someone who left a Dakota live
b: probably somewhere boring like glen iris

by Bianca_newyorkcity August 20, 2021

Dakota

A little man with a big cock.

Very good in bed

Dakota is a little man

by anonymous January 28, 2022

dakotaism

A gacha tiktok who is called Dakota! A beautiful NOT. Human being!

Dakota is so cool ! Dakotaism on tiktok should have 9999 followers!

by Blake belladona February 26, 2021

dakota

some dumb idiot who simp for mario the god damn italian plumber

dakota wanna do games no am talking maria

by Robloxiansexdoll420 July 5, 2020