Shit sprinkle ice cream

A shitty product cover in nice advertisement or pure exaggeration in order to sell it.

Wow, this new Chinese's phone is a total shit sprinkle ice cream.

by kneegerer January 10, 2021

Cream On The Chocolate Ice Cream

When Yall Having Anal and u pleasure her so much she shits on your dick and you bust a nut at the same time

Bruh last night my bae was over and we put the cream on the chocolate ice cream damn that shit made me feel sick

by BigCJimmy December 6, 2019

Melting Ice cream Cone

When a male goes to ejaculate, instead of it ejecting out it dribbles down his hand. Like holding an Ice cream cone.

John was humiliated when he finished with only a Melting ice cream Cone.

by Memx March 21, 2017

your shite is ice-cream

if someone has a good opinion of you

your new girlfriend really likes you, she thinks your shite is ice-cream

by thefiend April 10, 2006

Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man

When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.

So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!

Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!

by CountDisco October 22, 2012

ice cream heart attack

n. The sensation of angina one feels when consuming ice cream too quickly.

I ate my sundae so voraciously that I started getting chest pains but I knew it was just an ice cream heart attack.

by scabbrain May 10, 2010

Taking you for an ice cream

To be misinformed by a person for their own amusement, often resulting in you looking foolish. Often used by cockney wideboys from Dagenham.

Bob - "Geezer, I got that Belvin's phone number and I'm going on a date with her."

Marc - "Really? oh man she's so hot!"

Bob - "Nah mate, not really - I'm taking you for an ice cream!"

Marc - "Oh geezer, that is not jungle!"

by Bumpy O'Flex February 17, 2008