Controller Jerk

A useless twitch that involves some playing games to move their controler vigorously, usually when their losing in a ill-fated attempt at a comeback.

We have all seen someone do this before, the Controller Jerk is infamous.

by Yep Nope October 10, 2005

Controlling the Cat

Having hard-core sex with your girlfriend, or to 'tame the pussy.'

Are you controlling the cat yet ?

by Hollzor August 10, 2008

Fat controller

A man who spanks men

Your such a fat controller

by Hayden moooreee April 10, 2018

Mind Control Agency

A indie band from Orange County, CA known for a Bass Heavy Electro-Punk way of making music. The lineup consist of Mister Skiddly as Vocalist/Frontman and Buzz Killington as Backing Vocalist/Producer

I just got tickets to go see Mind Control Agency tonight. Want to come with me.

by Stiffler1278 October 4, 2008

Birth Control Positive

It's a percentage of positive-ness when you are not quite 100% sure but you are about 95-99% sure about something. Much like the variance in birth control effectiveness, depending on the type of person saying they are “birth control positive”, they’re percentage can fluctuate as low as 80% if they use it improperly. However, when used in combination of another friend who is also birth control positive, it can be 99.99% accurate.

person 1: Are you sure that it's supposed to rain today?
person 2: I am birth control positive that the weather man said to expect rain all weekend.

by Mrs. Meatball June 27, 2010

Tank Controls

Controls in a video games that don't allow player character to turn and move at the same time. The term is a reference to old tanks, which had to stop and rotate in place in order to change directions. Examples of such games include Grim Fandango and Resident Evil.

-Original Resident Evil is unplayable for me. Fuck tank controls.

by karqz October 8, 2021

gun control

Something stupid morons think will solve crime. Think guns cause crime, not criminals.

by Piznimp October 21, 2003