Edward Cullen

Hot vampire from Stephenie Meyer's twilight series.
Most beautiful thing on this earth.
Self, sacrificing man on earth!
Arielle's husband!

biter: i love edward cullen.
arielle: oh you mean my husband?
biter: oh yeah, but, i like to copy you!

by allie. September 9, 2007

Edward Cullen

A "vegetarian" vampire who lives in the town of Forks, Washington, and in the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer meets and falls madly in love with Bella Swan, a human. Though it takes all his self control to kill her and drink her blood, he would do anything to save her life.

Thanks to Edward Cullen teenage boys are a lot less appealing than they used to be.

"And so the lion feel in love with the lamb."

"Don't be afraid...we belong together," (Bella said)

"Forever," EDWARD, EVERY GIRL'S FANTASY, agreed.

many teenage girls would die for this man. don't dare to disrespect him, anytime or anywhere!

by obsessedwithtwilight April 9, 2009

Cullinaning

kicking the shit out of john and bobby for the sheer fun of it

i jus cullinaned bobby and john so bad they both died of internal bleeding

by onepissedoffmofo February 20, 2003

Cullen envy

Men who appear to have an intense hatred of anything Cullen--the Cullen family, Twilight, Stephanie Meyer, or even just sexy pale men. In actuality, they really are just insanely jealous of the Cullens and are trying to distract you from the truth by hating on them.

"I bought the Edward Cullen Barbie doll, but my husband ganked it out from under my arm while I was sleeping and burned it in our chiminea. I think he has Cullen envy."

by Fallie the Pally March 13, 2010

Crulley

A person who claims they have a penis the size of there forearm and will go to lengths to prove this such as photo-shopping there dick bigger

(A) here my dicks the size of me fore arm
(B) Nooo pal
(A) hang on (picks up phone rings) is my dick the size of my fore arm
(C) yess
(A)hahaha seee
(d) he well just rang his mam
(Stannaz) such a crulley

by danielgrecco2345w32 July 26, 2010

Edward Cullen

maeve's fictional amazing gorgeous musical vampire lover. and will always be.

Edward Cullen = life

by Xmaeveyx21 October 18, 2008

Edward Cullen

possibly the most beautiful fictional character ever. could possibly be god.

(person 1) was that god???
(person 2) no thats just edward cullen.

by im a person February 19, 2009