Beer Cough

A Beer Cough is where in the process of using the “Flashy Method” to down a pint of beer, during step 3, when using the inhale to accelerate the beer into your mouth, you accidentally breathe in beer and it triggers a period of not being able to breathe as you are technically drowning yourself with beer internally

“Oi Pedo, I think this fresher gimp has a beer cough look at him” — fresher : *drowning in beer*

by cat is amazingly lubed February 23, 2026

Cough-snart

Its when you need to cough but a flim or snot coughs out of your mouth as well. Sometimes people will also fart or pass gas or pee a little at times.

Oh dang you cough-snarted. Or: WOW that was a cough snart lollol!
A cough-snart kinda can be a fart too but not always!

by Tamar-Star February 24, 2026

Far Cough

Despite previous incorrect examples stating that it is wordplay for "Fuck You", it as ACTUALLY wordplay for "Fuck Off".
Telling someone to 'Far Cough', sounds like "Fuck Off".

"Far Cough Jimmy you twat."

by Lorenm February 24, 2026