Bryan Balldacious

A ball busting legend who takes blows to the testicles. This man fears nothing and his balls can answer first hand. He is a true professional, this man can take multiple blows and even needles to the BALLS! He has been seen to be “ball boxed”, kneed, kicked, slapped, punched, squished, squeezed, sounded, injected, skewered, and weighted! This man’s real name is Juan!

Juan is Bryan!

Bryan: Please destroy my balls I’m the infamous Bryan Balldacious!

Ballbuster: I’m going to bust your balls real good, but before, what’s your real name?

Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!

by CMBD_MD February 27, 2025

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Bryan

Bryan’s has an amazing music taste, sense of style, also funny but can be an asshole sometimes. Often gets mistake for a Brian, Braian, Bryen, never Bryan

I love Bryan’s style

by Sadvillainy November 21, 2021

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Bryan

A good basketball player ,that always gets hurt for no reason Like wtf.

A synonym for the word hurt is bryan.

by Gangsquadd January 25, 2017

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This dude has a huge love for you and his passion/career in his life. Your insides will melt from all the love he gives you, and you’ll have butterflies in your stomach.

Dude, Bryan is the best boyfriend to have

by Conner Detroit September 10, 2018

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Bryan Scott

When you're tongue-punching her asshole while she's wearing her favorite furry platypus costume.

She said that she was feeling adventurous, so I'm headed to her place to pull a Bryan Scott on her.

by Bakr mayField May 7, 2021

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Pulling a Bryan

When you are feeling like a sad pathetic loser, so you text your ex begging her to take you back.

P1:Did you hear about Ted?
P2:Nah, what happened?
P1:He tried pulling a Bryan on Doug's girl!

P2:How did it end up?

P1:They read the messages together and laughed about how pathetic he was!

by Nutsackmuscle February 19, 2019

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