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Good Morning and God Bless

When you're taking a shit, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.
John - "Oh damn, did you smash Hila last night, she's a freakin babe!"
Ethan - "Yeah I did, she even made me breakfast and coffee so I could have a Good Morning and God Bless!"
by Spiderfly May 22, 2018
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Bless you child

" Your cute" / childish mostly used on girls

Invented by Zarn Murphy
When she makes a fool of herself

"Bless you child "
by Azupazdwn October 12, 2020
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its bless

used by raz yahoo boys who have no direction
Person 1: This abokuta sun is hot o
Person 2: Its bless
by yjdyz75xdg October 18, 2022
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selective bless-you

When someone dislikes another individual in the workplace or elsewhere and decides to issue a "bless you" to everyone but that person when he or she sneezes, indicating a lack of worthiness and respectability.
"I don't think Jenna likes me anymore."
"Why not?"
"She gave the selective bless-you to everyone who sneezed in the office today but me, even though I sneezed three different times."
"Oh, that sucks."
by Sir Jobeykobra April 13, 2014
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good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet in the morning.
"Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?"
"I'm doing a good morning and god bless, Hila!"
by CaptainSpaceCat May 23, 2018
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Binta Blessing

by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Good Morning and God Bless

Taking a dump eating a breakfast at the same time.
What are you doing, coming to the bathroom when I am doing Good Morning and God Bless, I haven't finished my orange juice nor my dump.
by filip98 April 8, 2018
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