Lincolns birthday

His birthday is March 9th and it comes once a year

On Lincolns birthday we will all bend over and let Lincolns Minecraft cock fill us up with juicy white stuff
MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR!!!

by CcOCKANDBALLTORTUuRE69 November 30, 2020

Birthday feast

When the homies all buy you food for your birthday

Yo miguel got a birthday feast from kevin and the rest of the homies

by SLATT30555 November 28, 2019

karina's birthday

say happy birthday to karina and you will get a free cookie! :)

July 17 - karina's birthday

by kokoooo_nana July 16, 2021

KK’s Birthday

Happy Birthday best friend ❤️🎈🥳 we all love you 😍❤️

Kk happy birthday you are now 14

Kk’s Birthday

by KK We Love You April 16, 2019

Birthday Nut

Going 7 days before your birthday without masturbation or sex, and then on your birthday, flood your home town with a tsunami of sperm (or fanny juice if you are a female).

"My knob aches because of this birthday nut."

"My testicles feel like balloons."

by Jamil Hassan October 12, 2018

Apoky-Birthday

When you have a birthday that falls during a Zombie Apocalypse, a nuclear holocaust or a Corona Virus outbreak.

Hey Jimmy what'd you do for your birthday in 2020? I didn't do anything the bars and restaurants were shut down for the COVID-19. I had an Apoky-Birthday!

by Deanna Linville March 31, 2020

Birthday cunt

Cunt to which you serve on your birthday.

"did you hear Caleb is serving birthday cunt today?"
"Thats a really fucking stupid phrase"

by Satansblodsoffer June 21, 2023