dogs bollocks

When you mangina yourself, then turn around to show your friends the Dogs Bollocks.

We were getting changed, having a laugh when Dave showed me his mangina. He turned around to get his towel and them BLAM, I saw the dogs bollocks. I am mentally scarred.

by Barry manilow III January 12, 2009

bollockai

A word used when no attention wishes to be drawn but anger and frustration need to be released

oh bollockai

by Silk Sluts October 13, 2003

neck bollocks

The sticky out things on a female (and fat male's) chest.

Also see breasts, breasticles, tits

"Check out the neck bollocks on that gash!"

by The Big Show January 13, 2007

bollockchopper

a way of teabagging ones family

hey, whilst on holiday in the deepest darkest recesses of Hampshire, why not try bollockchopping with the locals. Marvellous!

by ewan February 20, 2004

Queer Bollocks

A member of homosexuality. A man who is attracted to other men. This is usually discovered during puberty.

Bunnage u "Queer Bollocks" why did u toss of michael with ure fag ass attitude.

by Josh - is straight January 9, 2006

Bollocktics

Bollocktics - noun; The philosophical study of testicles.

"Man, I went down to Oxford Uni, and a Professor P Indik was initiating a bollocktics lecture"

by Mugger October 16, 2006

bollocksoaks

A derogatory term used to define a less than watchable soap program, more commonly used describing a particular soap.

'I'm off to watch hollyoaks ducky', 'Don't you mean bollocksoaks my bambi'

by Demoncards January 1, 2008