anime blind

when you confuse one anime with another

is that naruto no it's dbz you are anime blind

by aeiou23 May 8, 2019

Height Blindness

Being blinded by a man’s ugly face because he is taller than 6’2

I thought he was cute from across the bar but once I got up close I realized I had serious height blindness

by CrustyBitch June 1, 2019

Blind as Bickers

When a person is in their mid forties and refuses to accept they are blind. Particularly, they think they only need reading glasses whilst in reality, they are blind as fuck and should wear tartan or leopard glasses at all times.

Look at the nick of him trying to read that recipe. He’s as blind as Bickers.

by Elvis Cole May 19, 2018

meme blind

Brando

"That brando is meme blind"
"Brando thinks "poop" is funny"

by Joe_mcd September 28, 2017

blind chicken

a children’s game similar to marco polo, which involves you blindfolding someone and they have to act as a chicken and say blind, as the other people say chicken and run away, the person blindfolded needs to chase after the other people.

Hey Guys, let’s play blind chicken!

by thiccmamapaloma October 11, 2017

Blind bravery

Stupidity

Troy had some blind bravery when he pet that cat and almost died.

by boorawrpotato April 10, 2017

Blinding the Gods

Noun:
Masturbating during church and busting your load all over either the priest or a statue of Jesus.

I got banned from most Catholic churches because I keep blinding the gods with my excessive discharge

by Jarl (Baller)Gruuf May 12, 2017