A friend who only asks you to come to a party or social gathering when they think you can't come and make up excuses if you say you can come
Person 1:"hay, john just asked me to play video games with him and when i said yes he said he had a headache and that his ears hurt"
Person 2:"Oh, yeah he's a real Andre"
Person 1:"What does that mean?"
Person 2:"He's a cunt"
Person 2:"Oh, yeah he's a real Andre"
Person 1:"What does that mean?"
Person 2:"He's a cunt"
by Merlin Xavier June 20, 2021
Get the Andremug. That Spanish boy/man who is very retarded and he loves to play video games and usually talks about video games. He loves his girlfriend very much and will always hug her and trying to cuddle her as much as he can. He wants to give her the conq but NOoooOoOooo thats not until the future!!!!
by emo.bum.idiot April 16, 2019
Get the Andresmug. THE COOLEST DUDE YOU WILL EVER MEET HE IS SMART HANDSOME AND Also he is a person that gets arguments started by saying I love you more and he loves gaming he is very athletic and loves basketball
andre is super cool
by BABY AVAH January 21, 2020
Get the ANDREmug. a girl with a beautiful body and smile and a boy that can love her with is own life and they will be together forever so make them date
by lksldsfljkdsfalkdsa April 8, 2021
Get the Haylee clark and Andres Hernandezmug. Sexy ass nigga ong ong. If you give this foo a chance he will treat you like your the only female in the world. But he may not be the best looking. And andres a lil cunkey👅
Andres that nigga fine asf
by Notandresdanielgonzalez November 20, 2023
Get the andresmug. A smart guy that is considerate w others feelings. He’s artistic, and loves the outdoors. He’ll take several shots w you then get into deep conversation about mysteries of the universe. Andres has an open mind when it comes to music, he enjoys several genres. Usually a high profile individual, with cool friends. Andres usually carries the team in COD. Great partner in crime.
by Gweenteem May 13, 2020
Get the Andresmug. A skinny black boy who doesn't care about your feelings. He is a pervert and will look up your skirt or down your shirt. Be careful around Andre. He might jump out from a bush and kidnap you. Especially if your name is Reyna. He is sexist and when you get to know him, you'll realize that common sense isn't common to everybody. He wears cologne to impress girls and thinks he can bag them but really he's just a wannabe Micheal B. Jordan. He spends his free time singing anime theme song karaoke and annoying people. If you meet an Andre, cut him off. Don't make the mistake of keeping him around like I did.
Bro who's that guy hiding in the bushes over there?
That's Andre. Don't make eye contact with him. Just keep walking.
That's Andre. Don't make eye contact with him. Just keep walking.
by bitchesbeb000ners March 15, 2020
Get the Andremug.